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Old 02-25-06, 11:07 PM
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Talking When everything's coming your way...

A friend of mine emailed this to me. Had to share it!

Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.


* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons...
Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird
names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the
same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Old 02-26-06, 09:27 AM
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I loved it! It cracked me up!
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Exercize is a dirty word. Everytime I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Growing old is inevitable...growing UP is optional.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Old 02-28-06, 04:07 PM
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when everything is comming your way you have two well three options.

1 turn the other way and run like mad
2 duck for cover and hope most of it misses you
3 clench your teeth make a mean face and run straight for it.
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Old 02-28-06, 07:50 PM
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Romans 12:12 Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.
Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is flawless;he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.


Exercize is a dirty word. Everytime I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M. Schultz


Growing old is inevitable...growing UP is optional.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Experience is something you get just after you need it.
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Old 02-28-06, 09:34 PM
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Old 03-01-06, 04:30 AM
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hummm...
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